SO, I'LL BET YOU THINK YOU WIN SOMETHING SPECIAL NOW, RIGHT?

NO!!
All you win is a look at the world's ugliest page, and the opportunity to have your name and quote posted on this page.


Of course, this page is the remake of the old Secret Page back at C's Place. That one had links to it from every single HTML page on my system, much like this one will, in time, once I spider out all the pages and get those other pages over here. Even so... now that you've found it, you've got to mail me, and make it have that subject so I'll know you aren't fibbing. (Then again... who'd fib about finding THIS ugly page?) Leave me a quote that you'd like to see posted on here.
Here's some choice quotes from the old Secret Page:
"Geez I'm smooth." B.Corbin
"Yeah yeah, I know, I rule..." R.Cox
"You have WAYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands." A.Toscano
"...This one was way too easy. Or am I just too bored?" S.Mineer
"I'm now one of the few, the proud, the ones that found the secret page." D.Bilveu
"Uh, cute girl? Hey to each his own but I hate banana breath." R.Soper (inside joke)

Well, new times, new page. Send me your new quote!
             1) "Like a stain in the waffle, these are the Days of the Week. i dunno..." M.Burchard
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Since you've found the page, I suppose I can begrudge you the hint you deserve for decoding my purple dotted line on the main page: It's in Morse code.

People who have already decoded the purple line:

             1) "Boy scouts forever." M.Burchard
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Enjoy. From here, just hit your Back button to get out of this headache-inducing asylum, since I can't be sure which page you came from.